May192010
April42010
March192010
springtime is weddingtime
How much do you love gaga with this teddy bear right now? It’s giving me glamourous toilet paper cozy all over the place.
March12010
overshare [monday].
- I have passed upwards of 10 kidney stones in my life.
Overshare Saturday, everyone.
overshare saturday? i’m in my first heterosexual relationship since high school and i have a lot of difficulty remembering that babies are a possible outcome of intercourse.
remember when life was easy and sex happened anytime and i went off birth control?
bitch, those days be gone.
i mean what? that doesn’t make any sense! whose idea was this, anyway?
LIFE WITH PENIS ISN’T FAIR.
WORD.
Reblogged from so steady as she goes.
February242010
"naked blonde walks into a bar with a poodle under one arm and a two-foot salami under the other. the bartender says, i guess you won’t be needing a drink. so the naked lady says…"
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bender, the breakfast club (1985)
i really needed to know the punch-line of this joke for like, a year in high school.
(via sosteadyasshegoes)
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commenting is a bitch
so i opted for a reblog
i too once needed to know the punchline
but in an interview, judd nelson said that there wasn’t one
:(
Tags: /erin ann /breakfast club /blonde /naked
Reblogged from so steady as she goes.
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